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James B

Well, I feel I had to update because it’s been a while. I have to say Cran-Apple juice is rockingly good. I got a movie assignment in English for Dracula and it’s going to rock hard, like 10x head-explody. Umm, I’m going to turnabout with Katie Huber, so if you see a really suave guy getting down on the dance floor, it’s probably me. Well, I think we all can agree that finals suck horribly bad. In movies, if you haven’t seen Big Fish do yourself a favor and go see it. I don’t have any pictures today, but I’m trying to locate some from my old air guitar band, COMPULSIVE EATING DISORDER! Well, that’s all I have for today, but I will update later this week.

*Update* January 17, 2004

Me and my good buddy James Brown in New York.

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Nonsense Personal Travel

Marco!

I know it took a while to update, but don’t you like the new look? I know what your thinking, “Matt, however do you keep coming up with these awesome designs? Are you an alien or some other super intelligent being?” Well the answer to your question is no, I’m not an alien, but I was born with an extra rocking out bone, so, I guess that would have to explain it. I got some sweet pictures this time from the foreign language trip to Chicago. A year ago we met a waiter named Marco. Whoa! Talk about hot! Anyway, we got a picture with him this year and I have it for all to see. I hope we can see him next year (hoping his modeling career doesn’t take off). Also, in other news, I have been playing Counter-Strike like crazy. The game is super awesome. A couple other people and I have made a new clan, Homestar. What else, Oh yeah, New Year’s was pretty awesome. I went to Paul’s house for a bit. There was some guy who was like, “If any of you guys have to take a piss ,just piss in the shower”. I was like yeah, he’s sober. Well, I have been listening to a lot of The Flaming Lips and man, they are so rad. I also am putting a couple of cool features on the site like my DVD collection and a “signature” that lets you see what I’m listening to. Oh yeah, Futurama is hi-larious. I urge all humans to watch. I will probably be updating more now that I’m using FrontPage instead of coding it all by hand (man, that takes forever). Well, I’m out for now. Remember to eat as many White Castle’s as you can and wash it down with an ice-cold, mouth-watering Coke.

marco

(I know, I look like teh stupid)

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Suave

What’s the happs everyone? I have something to tell you all. GO SEE THE LAST SAMURAI. IT’S SO GOOD! Also, I think I have gotten more awesome. It’s hard to tell. I mean I was so awesome already. Anyway, I have to pay homage to the guy who beat Super Mario Bros. 3 in 11 minutes.
If you haven’t seen it here is the video:

He is my hero. The first time I saw it I was like “SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS! THAT WAS AWESOME!” If you don’t think that’s impressive then you’re insane and should be shot several times. I wish I could meet him. I bet he has the ladies all upons and is super suave. I have made an artist’s rendition of what he would be like if I met him.

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Artist’s Rendition of Mario Guy with Super Suave Power