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What’s the happs everyone? I have something to tell you all. GO SEE THE LAST SAMURAI. IT’S SO GOOD! Also, I think I have gotten more awesome. It’s hard to tell. I mean I was so awesome already. Anyway, I have to pay homage to the guy who beat Super Mario Bros. 3 in 11 minutes.
If you haven’t seen it here is the video:

He is my hero. The first time I saw it I was like “SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS! THAT WAS AWESOME!” If you don’t think that’s impressive then you’re insane and should be shot several times. I wish I could meet him. I bet he has the ladies all upons and is super suave. I have made an artist’s rendition of what he would be like if I met him.

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Artist’s Rendition of Mario Guy with Super Suave Power