Die Yuppie Scum!

Hey everybody.

It’s me, a concerted effort to maintain this crazy nonsense. So, I’ve tried vlogs, I’ve tried blogs, but I haven’t tried bvlogs. Double the work and half the viewers! This truly sounds architected by a genius.

I’ve just moved to Denver, so let me give you a rundown of how it is. As it turns out I’m the reason people are so angry in Denver. You see, I’m driving up property values. I don’t really want to be, but because I want to live closer to downtown and I’m willing to pay a premium for that, the places around me raise their prices. This trend will continue until either prices stabilize or a bubble bursts. If you want to see a bubble in action, just check out San Francisco’s property values. There are going to be some people covered in suds there soon enough.

Here are some recent pictures.

I will be trying to tie a bunch types of media into my posts from now on. It’s going to be like 1993 in this place. CD-ROMs! Quicktime! Encarta!

What’s this? A vlog? I have two words for it. Ruhhhh. Styyy.

Denver Chalk Art Festival 2014

In an effort to make this an actual blog I am going to post some picture of stuff I did. A novel idea. As much as it feels wrong, I am going to post to hopefully make it a habit. Here is the first non-moving, non-work thing I did in Denver, The Denver Chalk Art Festival. There was a ton of murals, food, music, and gorgeous weather. No complaints here.