Category: Blog Day 2011 Part 2

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Blog Day 2011 Part 2

Topic 6: Zipper!

“A look at yourself through the eyes of your pet”

SOMEBODY’S HOME! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! I MUST LICK THEM. HOLD ME. OK LET ME DOWN.

I WONDER IF SOMETHING IS AT THE WINDOW? AHHHHH A DOG! A DOG! A DOGGGGGGGG! A PERSON TOO! HEY PERSON! GET OUTTA HERE! THIS ISN’T YOURS! GO AWAY! GOOOOOOO AWAYYYYY!

OH NO! SOMEONE IS LEAVEING! DONNNN’TTTTTT GOOOOO! PLEASE DON’T GOOOOO! OH GOD IF YOU GO YOU WILL GONE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

OH I AM TIRED. LEAVE ME ALONE. DOOOONT. DONT. JUST DONT. I GOTTA GET COMFORTABLE. UGHHHHH I NEED TO STEP ALL OVER THIS. OK SLEEP.

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Topic 5: Stark Resilient

I didn’t want to do Tony Stark for “write your blog from the perspective of your favorite fictional character” but I couldn’t resist the allure.

 

Hello everybody! Tony Stark here. I know you have all been waiting on pins and needles for my next post, but I have been pretty busy. I’d like to update you on my latest project (no, not the new Asgard) but the car of the future! Imagine a world without fossil fules. That’s Stark Resilient’s mission. We are taking the electric car to a new level. The same technology that powers my Iron Man suit will be used to power the new car from Stark Resilient. Repulsor technology gives unimaginable power in an incredibly small package. I have modified the technology so it cannot be weaponized so it is safe for consumer consumption. We are hoping to demo this car in the coming months and hope you come to check it out. We at Stark Resilient really are striving for a world where fossil fules are not the dominate force in energy. Stay tuned right here for more information as it becomes available.

Tony

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Topic 4: Kevin Costner

Well, I’d imagine that ” if people had gills/wings” that the Earth we know now would be a very different place. I’d imagine that there would have to be very little to know land. Little islands with sparse vegetation. Probably similar to Kevin Costner’s tour de force, Waterworld. I imagine that due to the sea and land some humans would evolve with wings and some with gills. This would cause a huge rift and fights over resources would be incredibly violent and bloody. Gilled mothers would tell their sons to not get involved with those winged bastards. The eventual lure of cross-species pollination would lead to a race of super humans who would dominate land and sea. So, yeah, Waterworld wasn’t a very good movie and Kevin Costner is a terrible actor.