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Nonsense Video Games

Suave

What’s the happs everyone? I have something to tell you all. GO SEE THE LAST SAMURAI. IT’S SO GOOD! Also, I think I have gotten more awesome. It’s hard to tell. I mean I was so awesome already. Anyway, I have to pay homage to the guy who beat Super Mario Bros. 3 in 11 minutes.
If you haven’t seen it here is the video:

He is my hero. The first time I saw it I was like “SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS! THAT WAS AWESOME!” If you don’t think that’s impressive then you’re insane and should be shot several times. I wish I could meet him. I bet he has the ladies all upons and is super suave. I have made an artist’s rendition of what he would be like if I met him.

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Artist’s Rendition of Mario Guy with Super Suave Power

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Nonsense Photography

Ownt.

I won’t make this a big update. I just wanted to add a couple of pics. I hope everyone is having a mondo-good Thanksgiving break.
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Dave Hanus and Eric Lauman. BAHAHA.
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Yeah, I would have to say that’s pretty correct.

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Nonsense Personal

AnatoME

Yeah, uh, sorry for not updating for like a million years. I have been busy…I guess. ANYWAY, I have a mega-super-awesome treat in store for you. An anatomy of me. Jawsome, huh! Well, without further adieu, me!

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